You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just had sex bonerless
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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