Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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