If that was your dad, he is hot
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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