Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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