So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
