his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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