D3 body, D1 cock
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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