For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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