I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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