question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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