dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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