Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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