I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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