that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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