i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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