I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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