What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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