its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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