no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize
