honey bunches of taint.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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