I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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