And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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