Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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