They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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