Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I've blown a few things in my day
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you traded sex for a burrito?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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