PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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