Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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