Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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