You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
