how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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