8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
