Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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