i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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