arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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