you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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