eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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