You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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