You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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