Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
