so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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