I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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