if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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