so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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