the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
