My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just googled if crying burns calories
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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