She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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