It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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