You're my little dorito
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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