I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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