margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
your room smells of hookers.
And success
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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