Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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