is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Boobs are out for the taking
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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