Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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