A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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