so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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