I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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