wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
